SPRING IS IN THE AIR…
…AND ON THE GROUND
Nice to know that everyone is back outside enjoying the brisk, spring weather. Including the playground fornicator. Man, I missed cleaning up after him this winter.
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LOL oh dear! At least you can see these things now instead of them being hidden by the snow? >_<
Um…………. ew.
That is all.
Bless! Is nowhere safe?! I’m loving this spring weather too, but I seriously hope I don’t find ‘that’ when we go to the park!
Oh my God. He’s baaaaaaack. Nasty! Just Nasty!
ew. just ew. what more is there to say? i guess we always pay a price, no?
G.R.O.S.S. Welcome spring!
That’s just gross. Perhaps you could leave some of those orange biohazard bags tacked to a tree as a HINT???
gross.
I have nothing else – really – just gross.
At least he is wearing protection.
I find it ironic that he’s attempting to protect himself from having to come back to the park during normal, business hours.
Yuck
I almost just spit my coffee across the living room. ICK!
We have one of those, too! I find them in the playground behind our middle school. My guess it’s stupid kids. If so, I’m just thankful they actually used a condom. Still – DIS.GUS.TING.
Ewww. Ewww. Triple Ewwwwwwwww! I’m still shuddering over here. And this isn’t the first time? Quadruple Ewwwwww!
Yeah everyone else pretty much already said it, ewwwwww gross, disgusting!
That is sooooo nasty. Have you reported this to the police or anything for them to watch this park? When my sportsman and I were walking our dogs in the neighborhood yesterday we walked by a house that had some womens panties just laying out there in their yard almost on the sidewalk. I just don’t get “those” kinds of people.
Didn’t I mention yesterday how much I hate the park? Ugh! Gross!
Take comfort in things staying the same. No seriously. Gross.
This is me gagging…
Had to google if gagging had one or two ggs in it. (what can I say, my brain cells are few…) I was then lucky enough to come across the second item on google which is a video demonstration on how to give @#$% with out gagging. Thank you playground fornicator for that as well!
That is beyond gross. I agree it is a middle schooler. I would imagine that a kid in high school would have more location options for activities that require that accessory!
Nasty… I really hope middle schoolers aren’t having sex in your park… or anywhere for that matter…. (but I am a bit naive by choice…) I vote it’s some middle age couple who don’t have kids and think it’s “kinky” to do it outdoors… I think you should do a stake out with buckets of ice water and a large flashlight…
This comment made me laugh out loud!
Oh gross!! Brilliant post, though. You said you would have ratings on your posts, this one needed an R.
And thanks ck for visiting my new photoblog. You are the best.
sigh…
Ewww, I’m glad he uses protection, but I do not like litterbugs.
Blech. At least he wore a rubber, I guess. Still, blech. There was a sploogish stain on the slide at a park one day, next to a bunch of Nat Lite cans and pee down the other slide. We left and haven’t been back to that one.
Why are playgrounds breeding grounds for public sex? So gross.
Oh. my. word! Bahahaha that last pic totally caught me off guard and I am cracking UP! So gross. But man oh man…why would you ever pick a park? Yeah, because wood chips are comfortable…right…