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(Things that Made Me Happy this Week)

Waiting for my turn.

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Duct tape making a comeback and saving our much-anticipated slip-n-slide playdate.

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Future Blackmail’s PROJECT MAYBE post.

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“Help-a-me! My leg is tuck!”

(Forgive her, Sandra Boynton. She knows not what she does.)

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Becoming a bazillionaire when the late Piotr Nurowski, 64 years of age, made a fixed deposit (Certificate of Deposit) of fund valued at USD$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with a Finance Company in Europe and unfortunately lost his life a plane crash. Mr. Jozef Kucynski, Mr. Clive Fullerton and EUROMILLIONES all emailed me personally this week to let me know I could be next in kin if I shared the profit with them 50/50. Peace out, yo.

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Being trapped in a grocery trip gone to hell and finding my sanity on sale.

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My favorite drink in my favorite city.

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Driving shot-gun in an otherwise quiet car and stopping at a red light. The windows roll down. And lock. The radio volume gets louder and louder and louder. I close my eyes, sensing some form of passenger-side humiliation. “COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THAT CONGA!” The girls shriek. My husband butt-slaps the steering wheel, while somehow blocking me from the volume button. I slide down in my seat. He grabs my hand and makes me butt-slap the steering wheel. And all three of those !!!s start yelling, “CINDY KANE IS IN THIS CAR!”

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Curling up next to her during a night of unwakable terrors, and being there until it all melts away into sleep.

What makes you

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