March 2011

sinners’ club – the prayer of a little one

March 26, 2011

WHAT IS SINNERS’ CLUB? I’M GLAD YOU ASKED. CLICK —> HERE • • • A few months ago ONE came home with tales of her first MEAN GIRL (we don’t actually call her that, btw). MEAN GIRL [...]

grosser than gross

March 24, 2011

I’ve always had a bit of a problem with gross stuff. As in, I kind of enjoy it. Like popping a zit (my own) or peeling dead skin (again, my own). I don’t cross into the realm of supreme gross like the zits or skin or feet of other people, but for the most part, [...]

someone else’s 5 minutes

March 24, 2011

Yesterday I had the amazing opportunity to appear on the Fox 5 Morning News with Dr. Sumi Sexton, one of the authors of Pacifiers Anonymous. I found out Tuesday afternoon that the producers wanted me on the show with her, which left me with just enough time to borrow a pair of black pants since [...]

detox – pacifier repost

March 22, 2011

After the fiasco that was my first potty-training attempt with TWO, you’d think I would’ve learned my lesson and read some “instructions” before weaning her off of the pacifier. But I didn’t. Instead, I rationalized that it wasn’t necessary; I was more addicted to the binkie than she was. Plus we spent 6 months discussing what [...]

burningQs: take this paci and suck it – pacifier repost

March 22, 2011

“Isn’t she a little old for that?” an old lady asked TWO. She was really asking me, but wouldn’t look past my child’s mouth. If she had, she would have received a visual smackdown. What I wanted to say was, “In your house I’m sure she would be.” What I actually said was, “Normally we [...]

excerpts from a jersey girl’s wedding diary

March 17, 2011

March 15, 2001 Got up early, ran errands with mom and then went tanning. I picked up Kendra (my maid of honor) at the train station and we went out to eat at Friday’s. Then we picked up Lindsay, Alissa, Sabrina and Michelle and went to Reddy’s where they paid for me to get in [...]

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